Michael Bloomberg is a male dwarf hamster
Michael Bloomberg is a male dwarf hamster.

At least that’s what it says on pet adoption site PetFinder.com:
Michael Bloomberg came to the NYHH in October 2005 along with his brother Jackson and their now-deceased brother, Prince. They had been neglected and their old owner had been keeping them in a bucket! But, now they have grown and blossomed and are super energetic and adorable white dwarf hamsters. They used to live together, but they fought too much and so they now each own their own co-op. Michael Bloomberg enjoys non-smoking establishments and the number 6 subway, as well as running in his exercise ball. He likes to sleep a lot! […]
If you are looking to adopt Michael Bloomberg, please fill out the application form here or email hamsters@thejessicawells.com with questions. […]Michael Bloomberg is waiting to go to a good, forever home… maybe yours?
I always knew Bloomberg reminded me of some sort of furry rodent. Who knew he was a male dwarf hamster?
So please, adopt Michael Bloomberg from the New York Hamster House at 212-569-5901.



