Paris Hilton engaged to Paris
May 31, 2005 
Paris Hilton just got engaged to Paris. That would be the (man) Paris, for all of you keeping score at home.
TVGuide’s Michael Ausiello said it best:
PARIS SQUARED: This won’t get confusing at all: Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend of five months, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. According to reports, Paris popped the question last Wednesday when, um, Paris returned from a three-week House of Wax publicity tour in Europe (among the stops: Paris). Paris and Paris marked the engagement over the weekend by hosting a barbecue for 75 of their friends and families at Paris’ Hollywood Hills home. See, this is gonna be a breeze!
No word on possible future kids names yet. Ooh, I know — how about Paris?
I’m just wondering when the UPN will announce the Paris/Paris reality show chronicling the couple’s relationship. Now that’s chaotic.
2 Responses to “Paris Hilton engaged to Paris”
May 31st, 2005 at 8:38 PM
She has said in interviews she plans on having a boy and a girl: London and Paris.
May 31st, 2005 at 11:40 PM
Thanks for the update, Maura! Of course, this means irony is dead.