Britney Spears is a liar (and pregnant)
April 13, 2005 
Well, it’s official! Britney Spears is a liar! Oh, and she’s pregnant.
On March 29, I told you Britney had a bun in the oven. I later retracted that after hearing about the singers’ rambling diatribe on her website, decrying those lying tabloid reporters.
Not to defend tabloid writing, but Britney was pretty hypocritical to call out people as liars, while she herself was lying about being pregnant.
So, she’s pregnant. Federline will have another kid. It’s another celebrity story that will be covered to death. No word of the odds the child will be able to sing.
On the news side of this story, it seems Britney was rushed to the hospital jeans soaked in blood, but now everything is going to be okay:
The long-expected announcement comes the same day Star magazine ran with a cover story breathlessly proclaiming “Baby Crisis! Britney Rushed to the Hospital!” Per the report, Spears was rushed to the emergency room of Sacred Heart Hospital in West Destin, Florida, on Friday, accompanied by Federline and a bodyguard. Star says the “crying, pale” Spears’ jeans were “stained with blood” but that she did not miscarry.
Citing unnamed sources, the magazine reports Spears, 23, was transferred to the larger Fort Walton Beach Medical Center’s maternity ward, where she was treated for premature separation of the placenta from her uterus. She reportedly was well enough to check out of the hospital on Sunday.
Okay, are we all up-to-date? Great. Now, what’s Christina Aguilera up to lately?
May 18th, 2005 at 10:10 PM
Send Britney something special from http://www.BecomingMommy.com - it’s a great maternity store.
November 19th, 2007 at 4:59 PM
I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ‘em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?